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The NRA census taker was accidentally shot in 2007 while taking counts in Pawhuska Texas

Dayum, ya gotta hate it when that happens. Screws up the counts for everyone!

Unfortunately, with people like Britney Spears running around inflaming the passions of the public, humans breed quicker than rats...quicker than we can kill ourselves. It's always been that way. Not even world wars...or Nazi's...have been able to do much about the overpopulation problems. And lord knows...those Nazi's sure tried. It's distressing to hear they're back.

The funny thing about that NRA guy who got shot was that the person who shot him thought he was a Nazi who had come to take away his gun. The irony...the irony...

Sad irony Arch, for sure.

It's distressing to hear they're back. Another sad irony... it's our own government...

I think it's a stretch to compare our government to Nazi's. Those Nazi's were pretty efficient and competent. I mean, except for the fact they lost the war, they were pretty good at doing what they did. I'm not sure you can say that about our government.

humans breed quicker than rats...quicker than we can kill ourselves. It's always been that way.

At this point, I'd really like to say something about gangs... and survival of the fittest. But, I'll restrain myself.

No Arch. I haven't seen anything efficient, competent... or positively effective out of our government in a while. You've got me there.

NAZI AT THE DOOR

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
Citizen : Who's there?
Nazi : Open up.
Citizen : Who's there?
Nazi : I said open up.

Like a good, but dumb, citizen, he opens the door.

Citizen : Adolf?
Nazi : Ya. Hello.
Citizen : I thought you were dead.
Nazi : Nein. Just away for a while.
Citizen : So the rumors were true.
Nazi : Ya.
Citizen : Any chance you saw Elvis?
Nazi : Nein.
Citizen : Too bad. What do you want?
Nazi : I vant your gun.
Citizen : Say what?
Nazi : I vant your gun.
Citizen: You haven't had enough of guns?
Nazi : Nein. Gif me your gun.
Citizen : Not a chance bumwad. Get lost.
Nazi : Um, why not?
Citizen : I might need it.
Nazi : For what? Do you even know how it works?
Citizen : Sure. I watch TV.
Nazi : I'll bet you'd shoot yourself if you tried to use it.
Citizen : Back off Jack. I mean Adolf. I'll SHOW you how good I can shoot.
Nazi : Dare you.
Citizen : OH YEAH??
Nazi : Double dare you.
Citizen : OH YEAH??!!
Nazi : Pussy.
Citizen : Wait here...

Citizen goes off to find his gun. Two hours later he hasn't found the bullets or the lock for the trigger guard.

Nazi : HELLO????? Are you coming back?
Nazi : Stupid Americans. I don't know how we lost the war.
Nazi : HELLO????
Nazi : This sucks. I need a new job.

Good one Arch!!! I know where the gun is........ just can't find the bullets!

LMAO

I know where the bullets are, and the key for the trigger lock!

I keep my gun and bullets separate. Being I don't have to repel invaders very often, long stretches of time pass between seeing either. Therefore, I forget where I put them. I occasionally come across one or the other while cleaning, reorganizing, or hiding my porn...and I say to myself "there's those bullets, I must remember where I saw them." I inevitably forget. My gun and bullets are destined to remain separate for all eternity. If I ever need to repel invaders, I hope I can at least remember where the gun is. It's much heavier than bullets and would hurt more if I threw it at someone.

I hope all this merriment hasn't waylayed the thread. I mean, if NAZI'S do show up at my door, I think it would be pretty serious.

Oh Arch, I can see you pistol whipping some because you can't remember where your porn is, ummm bullets are...

Yes, the porn is kind of problematic. It keeps turning up where I least expect it sometimes. Wow, I didn't remember I put it there. Hey, there's my bullets.

I'm pretty sure the little woman randomly moves both my porn and my bullets around just to mess with my mind.

Maybe, the little woman thinks that the porn will help you with your, ummmm 'bullets'?

Just a thought, don't shoot me!

How was her birthday anyway. Way off topic, I know. Sorry

In my opinion her birthday was spectacular.

... And, in her opinion?

Don't answer. I'm sure it was great!

Like I would know. I'm a husband, not a mind reader.